I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time
Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating
And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.
This is deep, man
one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon
I love this!
”ill like this post so i can find it later on”
HOW CAN YOU LIKED TWO POINT SMTH MILLION POSTS BUT ONLY FOLLOW TWELVE BLOGS
haha if u ever think ur a screw up remember that sometimes sloths grab their own limbs thinking theyre branches and fall out of trees
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”
time sure flies when you take a nap
That’s how super villains are born.
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM
Enjoy the cavities
you must be fun at parties
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do