I found the best card for my dad
Apparently when you are in a job interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word that best describes yourself, the correct answer is not “Fergalicious.”
did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times
you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE
ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL
????? ?? ? ???????//
SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME
"You can’t eat all that!"
fuckin watch me.
sounds like a challenge
this girl in history thought Hiroshima was a pokemon
The things you see delivering mail
This was not what I was expecting at all.
Instead of laughing I shall play this now.
accidentally walking through a spiderweb
i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building