Me.

May 17

caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

May 17

babyferaligator:

middle school fights more like image

May 17

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

May 17
May 17
May 17
May 14

hurlold:

deb-ultimatefangirloftheuniverse:

askthemariobros:

Number one rule of Tumblr:

ALWAYS REBLOG THE DARN CREATOR IF HE IS ON YOUR DASHBOARD.

If you don’t, get off Tumblr. Now.

woop woop party time up in here yo. 

He looks like that guy off of glee in the wheel chair.

May 14

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

May 14
May 14
  • getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
  • getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
May 14
cix-united:

Mother’s Day in the McCourty household…

cix-united:

Mother’s Day in the McCourty household…

May 14
pleaseandaitah:

“Amigas, Cheetahs, Friends for life”

pleaseandaitah:

“Amigas, Cheetahs, Friends for life”

May 14
zoeysugg:

ive been laughing at this for 12 yearS

zoeysugg:

ive been laughing at this for 12 yearS

May 14
meowremix:

So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.

meowremix:

So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.

May 14

littlestbug:

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

i’m imagining him alone in his room with all the lights off, eyes wide open, rocking back and forth on his bed muttering this to himself